Unwanted and unused with no purpose

Today I’m feeling slightly sorry for the string-less tea bags left in the office kitchen’s tea bag box. Their purpose in life as of yet unfulfilled since they lost their strings in what could have been a simple rush-to-make-tea-yank-tea-bag-from-box accident. Left to gather loose tea leaves because since the invention of the “tea bag on a string” we’ve all become too lazy to stir. We’re all dippers now; taking copious amounts of pleasure from the ability to make tea less 1 piece of washing up AND to also use the string + gravity to swing the used tea bag into the open bin without making any mess. Poor unwanted string-less tea bags.